August 20: bullshit bingo
A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like “Out-of-the-box-thinking”, “Synergy”, “Content streamlining” etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout “BULLSHIT!” and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: “And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
You: “BULLSHIT BINGO!”
Company bigshot fancypants: “You’re fired!”
(via www.urbandictionary.com)
Ooooooooooooh, this sounds the perfect prank to pull on my boss. Though, maybe I better wait until after my interim review is approved